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Friday, December 24, 2004

Happy Holidays!

Okay, it's Christmas eve. (OH NO! I used the "C" word). Anyway, it's Christmas eve, and it's time to pause to remember and appreciate everyone worth remembering, and wish the best for the coming year to all I associate with.
Also, it's time to think of those who due to conditions beyond their control, can't be where they would rather be right now, and wish them all the best.
With that, far be it for me to be non-PC in this politically correct modern day society, so here is a generic toast, slightly altered from a wish here:

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious or non-religious celebration of your choice, but with respect for the religious or non-religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;

Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

I am, and will continue to be, a smart-ass.

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