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Thursday, December 23, 2004

What an Entrepreneur

From the 'Why didn't I think of that?' department:

HOG ON ICE: Welcome to the Michael Moore Ass Ranch
You pay some total sleazebag fifty bucks, and he sends you a letter saying some tiny dim star in Orion’s ass crack is now named after you.
Starting this week, for the low, low price of seven hundred dollars plus handling charges, licensing fees, state and federal taxes, closing costs, and interest, you can have your own little piece…of Michael Moore’s ass.

The real estate that keeps growing...and growing...and growing....

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