Coupla Jokes

Just can't seem to wax creative today. Maybe it coincides with the moon cycle over there in the sidebar, but no mind, it ain't there.
So with that, I'll just post another joke or two:

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: He was dead.

Q: What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
A: You get mono from snatching kisses.