"JERUSALEM: Israeli authorities seized a consignment of 80,000 cans of dog food disguised as gourmet goose liver pate. The Bulgarian product was originally marked as 'Chicken for dogs' but was relabelled 'Domestic birds' liver pate' and 'Pate de foie gras'. The importer had also forged a kosher certificate to fulfill the requirements of Jewish dietary law."Alpo Pate. Hmm. On a cracker with a little piece of cheese, maybe a sliver of jalepeno.
"Everything tastes better when it sits on a Ritz."
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