Spam Subject of the Day

I think I'll start posting some of these along with or in lieu of the 'Coupla Jokes'. Since new, unique, funny jokes are sometimes hard to come by, I'll tap the seemingly endless resources of the fucking bain of modern internet technology - spammers.
So on with the show:

"Drew Barrymore got a rolex don't you want one too? atwater"

atwater? Must be a synonym for "asshole".
I feel so useless. So downtrodden. So 'other side of the tracks'.