Coupla Jokes

Well, how about three:

Q- What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A- A fsh.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed,
is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up
and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

I know - "Good Gawd!".