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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

From The 'Duh' Files - Again

Report says sugary drinks pile on pounds :

AP - Wed Aug 9, 7:52 AM ET Sent 338 times

Americans have sipped and slurped their way to fatness by drinking far more soda and other sugary drinks over the last four decades, a new scientific review concludes.
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No shit. More grant money wasted.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Title of my next grant proposal: "How obesity effects global warming". I'll need a truck to haul all that money.

curmudgeon said...

BWAH!

It's the flatulance. Obese people eat shittier foods, and more of them, so they produce more deadly farts than skinny people. Simple.

Anonymous said...

I believe we'll need more scientific investigation (money) to verify your theory.