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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Speaking Of Dead Kittens

The weekly poker game was being held at little Johnnys house and he was being a regular problem, he would call out the cards the guys held and sneak into the snacks and beer until Uncle Clyde had enough.

Clyde took little Johnny by the hand and led him out of the room.

Clyde came back alone and things settled down and the poker games were going along nicely.

Finally after a couple of hours, Johnny's dad asked Clyde, what did you do with Johnny?

Clyde replied, nothin much, I just showed him how to jack off.

Thanx again Patty. :)


Anonymous said...

Being a curmudgeon, I loved the Little Johnny joke. Yay!

ps. I also loved the graphic.

Scottsdale Girl said...

Oh to be a man and so easily amused.. not that me and the little pink rabbit (and I ain't talking that Energizer dude per se) don't have quality time...

curmudgeon said...

Glad you got a chuckle.

So then Alice is the name of your rabbit? :)
Thanks for helping control the kitten population by the way. ;)

Freddie said...

Yep. Its been my experience that a guy with a "loaded gun" is always either ornery as hell, or meaner'n shit!

Just D said...

I don't get it.


curmudgeon said...

Can you blame them?

Well, the poker hands went something like this:
Four aces, four kings and four queens. But he only had three jacks.
In short, he was one jack off.

I know. Stupid.

Freddie said...

Hey Dave. Was my language out of line? If so, I apologize, and I'll be more careful.

curmudgeon said...

Hell no! Your gawddamn language was just fucking fine!

I've been known to curse now and then on this blog myself.