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Thursday, August 10, 2006

A Funny

EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender...

  • Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
  • Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
  • A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
  • A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
  • Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
  • A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
  • A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
  • An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
  • A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
  • A Remote Control is Female. Had you fooled! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!






Thanks again delftsman.

2 comments:

Meg Q said...

Heh heh. Liked the one about the copier - we've been married two years and my husband's only just learning how easy it is to press the "off" button without knowing it . . .

curmudgeon said...

Yes, it's WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY too easy to do that.
Oh well, he'll learn!