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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Whatta Maroon

Officials: Man says penis pump is a bomb :

AP - 16 minutes ago Avg. Rating: 4.7

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.
There just isn't anything I can add to this, other than just how fucking stupid do you have to be to report something as a bomb?
Good gawd-a-mighty.


Scottsdale Girl said...

Mudge: Please do NOT ask the question "how stoopid do you have to be"...because someone or a gaggle of someones will answer that. And then we will have to move to the moon to escape the insanity of it all.

Ignorance is bliss, and whatnot.

GalacticallyStupid said...

Just sooooo stupid...stop the madness...

Biff Humble said...

Maybe he meant to say, "My penis pump is Da Bomb!"?

After reading a recent slate.com article on penis pumps, which stated, "The vacuum pumps have also proved successful in studies of penile rehabilitation," I decided to buy one myself, as no matter how many times I scold it, I always catch my penis hanging out in the worst of places...

curmudgeon said...

I know. I really shouldn't have put it that way. Just when I think someone has reached the peak, someone zooms right past them.

Like I said. ZOOM!

Bwah! I think you may be right!
Damn penises. Or is that penisii? maybe penisis?
Fuck it - 'dicks'.

Nea said...

maybe he meant, it is the bomb....haha

curmudgeon said...

Maybe so. The idiot.