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Monday, August 07, 2006

A Funny

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his Deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out of the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man along with his 6-year-old Daughter.

The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car’s windshield, stuck for a moment, and then flew off.

Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age the father replied: "It...it was only a bug."

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"




6 comments:

Just D said...

Ya know, half the time I'm not sure if I am laughing at your joke or at your applause graphic.

Patty said...

That was a good-nn I love a good chuckle.

curmudgeon said...

Glad to tickle y'all's funny bones! Which ever way it is.

Scottsdale Girl said...

That is one of my FAVORITE jokes, and one that I can actually recall when forced to tell a joke. The other one is about a blonde and a breathalyzer test.

Anonymous said...

ok, Im a dog....gotta share this one with folks...

curmudgeon said...

Go right ahead anon!