Uuumm, Yeah

Are you SURE you want to remove that?:

Reuters - Sat Aug 19, 10:10 AM ET Sent 505 times

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.

Oh the many scenarios that come to mind.
For instance, where was he during the beat off-a-thon? He could have doubled his pleasure uh, pledges.

How about a "double header"?