RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters)In case you're not familiar with the Darwin Awards:
A Brazilian man died Tuesday when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer in a mechanical workshop on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro.
We salute the improvement of the human genome
by honoring those who remove themselves from it.
Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously.
3 comments:
A pineapple maybe?
I make it a general rule never to "open" things with sledgehammers. But that's just me.
Gee. Now, that's a thought.
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