"Heat in your pants"Like they say, 'There may be snow on the roof, but there's a fire in the furnace."
Harvard Professor Gates Is Half-Irish, Related to Cop Who Arrested HimKarma is a motherfucker, no?
Henry Louis Gates Jr., the black professor at the center of the racial story involving his arrest outside his Harvard University-owned house, has spoken proudly of his Irish roots.
Strangely enough, he and the Cambridge, Mass., police officer who arrested him, Sgt. James Crowley, both trace their ancestry back to the legendary Niall of the Nine Hostages.
Love is a rollercoaster for woman marrying funfair ride"...sexual feelings towards objects." ?
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Any love affair has its ups and downs, but Amy Wolfe's sex life is a rollercoaster.
She enjoys a 'satisfying' sexual relationship with a fairground ride - a 'magic carpet' themed ride named 1001 Nachts - and now plans to marry it.
The 33-year-old rides the machine 300 times a year and uses pictures of it to satisfy herself at home.
Ms Wolfe, from Pennsylvania, suffers from a condition where people develop sexual feelings towards objects.
It's a fairly long-distance relationship, as she lives 130km (80 miles) away from the Knoebels Amusement Park ride.
Microsoft, Yahoo in 10-year Web search partnershipNeither of them hold a candle to Google for searches.
Reuters – 31 mins ago
SAN FRANCISCO/SEATTLE (Reuters) - Microsoft Corp and Yahoo Inc inked a 10-year Web search deal to better compete against market leader Google Inc but stopped short of combining their display advertising businesses.
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based RecipesI guess if my wife cooked, I could supply her with plenty of ingredients. But then, saliva may compromise the integrity.
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
Michael Vick reinstated by NFLHere's what he meant:
"I accept that you are sincere when you say that you want to, and will, turn your life around, and that you intend to be a positive role model for others," Goodell said in his letter to Vick. "I am prepared to offer you that opportunity. Whether you succeed is entirely in your hands."
"Needless to say, your margin for error is extremely limited," the letter said. "I urge you to take full advantage of the resources available to support you and to dedicate yourself to rebuilding your life and your career. If you do this, the NFL will support you."
Driver lights cigarette near propane tank, torches carIt is absolutely impossible for me to find the slightest inkling of sympathy for someone so fucking stupid.
A Coeur d’Alene man was hospitalized Friday after setting his car on fire in a motel parking lot.
Michael R. Brandt, 41, suffered burns and totaled his car after lighting a cigarette while inside the vehicle; a full propane tank sat in the passenger seat, police said.
Witnesses at the Cedar Motel, 316 Coeur d’Alene Lake Dr., pulled Brandt, 41, from his burning 1992 Lumina about 2:24 p.m.
Coeur d’Alene firefighters extinguished the blaze, and Brandt was transported to Kootenai Medical Center emergency room, where he was still being evaluated at 4:30 p.m.
Space exploration volunteers wanted (The catch? It's a one-way ticket)Damn tootin' I would go. It would fucking cool to go somewhere off in space and do some exploring, see the shit first-hand and close up.
The next generation of astronauts may hurtle through the cosmos for years or decades on a mission to explore distant planets and stars – and never return.
John S. Barry, Main Force Behind WD-40, Dies at 84There isn't a real man alive today who hasn't used this shit at one time or another. I use it on a regular basis.
John S. Barry, an executive who masterminded the spread of WD-40, the petroleum-based lubricant and protectant created for the space program, into millions of American households, died on July 3 in the La Jolla neighborhood of San Diego. He was 84.
Obama 'stupidly' comment disappoints Mass. copThis isn't a political post by any stretch. But the fucking president of the United States getting involved in a local police issue? Come the fuck on.
Sgt. James Crowley responded to Gates' home near Harvard University last week to investigate a report of a burglary and demanded Gates show him identification. Police say Gates at first refused and accused the officer of racism.
"I think it's fair to say, number one, any of us would be pretty angry," Obama said. "Number two, that the Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home. And number three — what I think we know separate and apart from this incident — is that there is a long history in this country of African-Americans and Latinos being stopped by law enforcement disproportionately, and that's just a fact." - Obamm-bamm.
"Refresh your manhood for yourself,for her and for your love."Brings to mind a quote I heard once: "I got a problem with my woman. She's got a problem with my wife."
"Just because my mother's a lesbian don't mean she knows how to change a tire."This was referring to parents teaching their kids how to put on the spare if they should have a flat while traveling.
Kids' lower IQ scores linked to prenatal pollutionDrinking, smoking, pollution, ... I expect "Global Warming™" to be the next culprit.
58 minutes agoSent 574 times
CHICAGO - Researchers for the first time have linked air pollution exposure before birth with lower IQ scores in childhood, bolstering evidence that smog may harm the developing brain.
NASA lost moon footage, but Hollywood restores itWell, no shit! Since it was originally filmed in Hollywood, I'm sure they kept a copy!
Thu Jul 16, 8:26 PM ETSent 1,613 times
WASHINGTON - NASA could put a man on the moon but didn't have the sense to keep the original video of the live TV transmission.
3 states investigating hep C-infected scrub techShe should be injected with some hep-c, some AIDS and and some swine flu viruses and left tied up in a basement to rot.
Thu Jul 16, 10:07 pm ET
DENVER - Hundreds more patients have been advised to get tested for hepatitis C as health officials in two more states launched investigations into an infected Colorado surgery tech who allegedly swapped clean needles for dirty ones to feed her painkiller addiction.
Video of Jackson 1984 Pepsi burn accident surfacesThat bastard danced like a mutherfucker in that video. BWAAAAHHH!!!
NEW YORK – Us Weekly magazine has obtained video it says shows never-before-seen footage of Michael Jackson's head catching on fire during filming of his 1984 Pepsi commercial.
German Heston Blumenthal blows off both hands in liquid nitrogen kitchen accidentWhatta maroon.
The 24-year-old chef was experimenting with a recipe involving liquid nitrogen, which is used by chefs including Heston Blumenthal to freeze food, when there was suddenly an "enormous explosion", according to a report in the Berliner Morgenpost.
The young man, from Stahnsdorf, near Berlin, lost one hand in the explosion, which occurred at his girlfriend's mother's house.
He was rushed to hospital, where his other hand was amputated and his condition was described as life threatening and he remained on artificial respiration.
He reportedly told police that he had been trying to fill a gas lighter, but his girlfriend said the man, who was a follower of the "molecular gastronomy" culinary school, had been trying to empty a canister of liquid nitrogen.
Molecular gastronomy, a culinary and scientific discipline, examines the physical and chemical processes that occur in cooking.
Liquid nitrogen is pure nitrogen in a liquid state at a very low temperature. Liquid nitrogen boils at -196C, and can cause rapid freezing when it comes into contact with living tissue. It can cause frostbite in humans.
How to Devein Shrimp
When you think of deveining shrimp, your first thought may be that it isn't the most enticing task. Actually, deveining shrimp is very easy to do! While shrimp can be cooked and eaten with or without the vein, most people remove it. This is more for presentation rather than taste, but leaving the vein in can result in a gritty taste when it is bitten into. Just remember, the vein is the digestive tract of the shrimp, so more times than not, you will probably want to remove it.
Before you begin to devein your shrimp, start by keeping them in a bowl of ice water. This will keep the shrimp fresh while you are working on the others.
If you will be using shrimp that have already been shelled, the only thing you will need is a small, thin, sharp knife. A common paring knife will do. Start by holding the shrimp, backside up, and run your knife down the length of the shrimp. This will expose the vein.
To remove the vein you can use your finger, or the tip of your knife to pull it out of the shrimp.
You may also run the shrimp under a stream of cold water which, in some case, the vein will simply wash away. When finished, replace the shrimp into the ice water to keep it fresh until you are finished deveining and ready to cook.
If you plan on cooking your shrimp with the shell still on, you can still devein them. In this case you will need a shrimp deveiner, a knife-like kitchen tool made specifically for deveining shrimp with their shells on. This can be purchased at any kitchen supply store.
Start by holding the shrimp backside up, and place the deveiner under the tip of the shell. Gently slide the deveiner up the back of the shrimp, towards the tail. The deveiner has a serrated edge that the vein will adhere to, while cutting the shell with its sharp, upper edge.
Health officials to military: Ban smokingI have nothing positive to say about smoking in the military, or smoking in general. However, it's a personal choice, and once again, assholes are making personal choice decisions for the general public instead of allowing people the freedom to make their own decisions.
By Kelly Kennedy - Staff writer
Posted : Tuesday Jun 30, 2009 16:53:16 EDT
Medical experts say they have a solution for the military’s increasing smoking rates:
And not just in basic training — stop selling cigarettes and chewing tobacco on post, stop with the discounts at the PX, don’t allow it in hospitals, and come up with a deadline when everyone should be smoke-free.
"Be her brave cowboy!"Reminds me of a joke. You may have heard it, I've posted it here before, but anyway, here it is:
Swearing Makes Pain More TolerableI could have told you that without a fucking study!
LiveScience.com - Sun Jul 12, 10:10 AM ETSent 1,587 times
That muttered curse word that reflexively comes out when you stub your toe could actually make it easier to bear the throbbing pain, a new study suggests.
Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’Sure. Uh-huh. Admit it you little bitch. The only 'stray' jizz in that pool was from the stray guy you fucked in it.
A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.
Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.
A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.
"She is determined to go ahead with the case."
Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.
With good assets sold, "New GM" exits bankruptcyAfter Hitler took over, he came up with the Volkswagen. Now our commie pinko government is doing basically the same thing.
Reuters – 1 hr 35 mins ago
DETROIT (Reuters) - A new General Motors emerged from bankruptcy protection on Friday, far more quickly than most industry watchers had expected, as a leaner automaker aiming to win back American consumers and pay back taxpayers.
Stricter labeling urged for bottled waterI have a better idea. How taxing the shit out of it?
Wed Jul 8, 7:41 PM ETSent 1,564 times
Consumers know less about the water they pay dearly for in bottles than what they can drink almost for free from the tap because the two are regulated differently, congressional investigators and nonprofit researchers say in new reports.
"Every extra inch in your pants means an extra number in your phone."I don't get it. Does than mean I have to start using hexadecimal?
What???Really? I sure as hell don't.
Almost three-quarters of South Korean male office workers feel uncomfortable when female colleagues show too much leg or cleavage in the workplace, a survey has revealed. A poll of 1,254 employees by the job portal site CareerNet found that 74 percent of men felt upset with the attire of their female co-workers.
Doomed Air France plane was not destroyed in flightI'm sure that makes the passengers feel much better then.
Reuters – 25 mins ago
PARIS (Reuters) - The Air France plane that crashed into the Atlantic last month with 228 people on board was not destroyed in mid-air but hit the water intact and at high speed, French investigators said Thursday.
Farrah's chat with God
On the day Farrah passed away she went to heaven. God welcomed her and asked her what she wanted most in the world. She answered she wanted all the children in world to be safe.....then Michael Jackson died.
Arizona House rejects immigration enforcement billUh, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it already illegal for them to be here? How would adding another law help more than simply enforcing the ones already in place?
1 hour, 50 minutes agoSent 221 times
PHOENIX - The Arizona House has defeated a bill that would have made it the only state in the nation to criminalize the presence of illegal immigrants by expanding its trespassing law.