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Thursday, September 29, 2005

Anna Nicole v. SCOTUS

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"And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need." *

"Anna martinni. Inee da martinni annnd mu money. Ineeda maaaartinni, mu money and...WHERE'S MU GAWDDAMMMARTINNNI sonabitches."

9 comments:

Australopithecus_africanus said...

The only realy ugly women ever to pose in playboy. I realy just dont like her.

As always... Rachael said...

I can't say she's ugly... but what a nit-wit! What the hell is wrong with that woman? She's somebody's MOTHER!! That scares the hell out of me!

Anonymous said...

Trust me when I say I'm not interested in her mind.

skeets said...

I surely wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I wouldn't stick around for the conversation afterwards! However, I do hate when during rough sex, the womans silicone breast falls out! Now that can ruin a good hard-on!

curmudgeon said...

I don't think she's really that great looking either. Maybe not ugly, but...
I didn't know the skanky slut was someone's mother. DAMN!

At the risk of sounding cliche, remove that silicone and she loses half her body weight. And most of what attracts.

Anonymous said...

Oh, the ravages of time! All ye commenters of short memories, harken back to the olden days of old, when Anna was not old, and she wore Guess jeans and nobody knew her name because Guess jeans did mostly print ads, and even the TV ads were performed only with her figure, without the sound of her braying voice.

Cut the gal some slack, with the help of some hopefully mostly legal form of dieting she's half the woman she used to be.

Word verification: tzuhg, as in "GIVVV USH A BIGGGG TZUHG"

curmudgeon said...

Anon,
Legal form of dieting? I really doubt it.

Good call on the word verification thing though.

Pooke said...

I can't think of anyone else who can make a fortune being a freaking moron. My theory is that she's probably smarter than the rest of us combined.

"Uh, hey I'm so dumb... give me my own show and a pile of cash...."

*Sigh* The price of pride...

curmudgeon said...

Maybe someone she hired. Probably not her though.