Doomsdayers are coming out of he woodwork:
Katrina fuels global warming storm
OSLO (Reuters) - Hurricane Katrina has spurred debate about global warming worldwide with some environmentalists sniping at President George W. Bush for pulling out of the main U.N. plan for braking climate change.
Global warming is all Bush's fault. Everyone get out the SPF 900. We're fucked.
California Earthquake Could Be the Next Katrina
L.A. Times: U.S. Geological Survey seismologist Lucy Jones remembers attending an emergency training session in August 2001 with the Federal Emergency Management Agency that discussed the three most likely catastrophes to strike the United States.
First on the list was a terrorist attack in New York. Second was a super-strength hurricane hitting New Orleans. Third was a major earthquake on the San Andreas fault.
Shit always happens in threes, right? Well, it's too late now. The first two already happened and we can't change fate. California is fucked.
E.Africa wheat fungus may pose global threat
NAIROBI, Sept 8 (Reuters) - A resilient new strain of wheat fungus from east Africa is threatening to spread to the Middle East, Asia and the Americas and bring catastrophic crop damage, scientists said on Thursday.
It's headed our way. Bush can't stop it. It's all his fault. We're all fucked.
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