Slap Mah Fro

This post gets even better when passed through 'jive' selection of The Dialectizer:

ah' Gots A BooBoo! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!

From de AP via Yahoo:

Peace Activist Sheehan Hurt at Rally

NEW YORK - Anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan said Tuesday she wuz hurt slightly in some scuffle dat erupted when honky pigs broke down some rally as she wuz at da damn microphone.
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"I wuz rappin' and some sucka grabbed mah' backpack and pulled me back fine roughly," Sheehan said, describin' de scene at Manhattan's Union Square on Monday. Slap mah fro! "I wuz shoved around."
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"I dink deir use uh fo'ce wuz fine 'sessive fo' some sucka dat dun didn't gots some puh'mit," Sheehan said
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Oh, de poo' wittow baby. Slap mah fro!

She digs bounced around some little . Compared wid de treatment Iraqi sucka's gots fum Saddam and his 'sucka's', well, go fuck yo'self Cindy. Slap mah fro!

BWAH!!!