Finally, after weeks of being alone, eating coconuts and drinking coconut milk, he sees a ship on the horizon. He starts frantically waving for what seemed an eternity, and eventually sees a scuba diver swimming toward the island.
As the diver gets out of the water and takes off the mask, he is totally taken aback, realizing she is a beautiful woman.
The woman unzips one pocket sleeve retrieving a candy bar, hands it to him and says "When was the last time you had one of these?"
He replies "I can't even remember how long it's been."
She unzips another sleeve pocket, pulls out a flask of whiskey, and says "When was the last time you had a drink of this?"
Again he says "I just can't remember when."
Now she starts unzipping the front of her diving suit and says "When was the last time you had some of this?"
Before she even gets the zipper halfway down the man can't contain himself any longer. He blurts out "DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE A SET OF GOLF CLUBS IN THERE!!!"
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