Overheard in the eight row of Cindy Sheehan's nearly empty bus somewhere between that one big oil field and the big statue of an ear of corn...

...opposite the smelly, long haired couple in the sixth row wearing headbands and denim jackets with red, white and blue embroidered peace signs and yellow embroidered smileys, quietly singing "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing", and passing a joint:

"God-damn that fucking twister! Hello? Anyone?"

"Sorry lady. We just needed a ride, cool? Here. Have some..."