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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Quiz

You've probably already seen this stupid quiz before, but I thought it was neat so here it is again.
This short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
Use the mouse to click and drag from the word 'Answer' to 'End of answer' to highlight the answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't highlight it UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Answer:
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
End of answer.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Answer:
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
End of answer.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one .... Which animal does not attend?

Answer:
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
End of answer.



Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is the home of crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Answer:
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
End of answer.




According to Anderson Consulting World-wide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many pre-schoolers got several correct answers.













How many did you get right?
1 - I'ts too early to be taking a quiz

2 - Okay, so maybe I'm a little dim

3 - Hah! I'm not that stupid!

4 - Move over all you four year olds

0 - I guess I'm an idiot

99 - I fucking hate quizes like this!

Current results

4 comments:

P's No Spin Zone said...

I got thwm all right ... you just have to think outside the box.

curmudgeon said...

You did better than I did. I overthought it.

As always... Rachael said...

I can't figure out how to answer... I guess we know what that means!

curmudgeon said...

Just see if you got the answer right by highlighting the text between Answer and End of answer, click and drag with your mouse. Then click how many you got right on the poll and vote.