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Friday, September 09, 2005

There You Have It

Q: I would like to know why most of the people in hell will be female, according to Hadith.

A:
Praise be to Allah, [blah blah blah] master of the universe and keeper of the holy grail.
IMAM BUKHARI narrated in his SAHEEH, IBN UMAR reported: The Prophet Muhammad (Peace and blessings
[blah blah blah] and suck my ass) said: “O folk of women give charity and increase in seeking forgiveness from Allah , I was shown the Hell-fire and the majority of its dwellers were women”. An intelligent woman asked the Prophet (Peace [blah blah blah] and lick my balls): what is the reason oh Prophet? He replied, “You women are ungrateful to your husbands and you always use cursing words. " [...]
That's it women. You better quit cussing and be more grateful to you husbands or Allah is going to send you straight to hell!