Chortle

Stolen from "Release The Hounds" on an editorial in his newspaper:

Where was FEMA on the runway at LAX?

I watched on TV with millions of others as the JetBlue aircraft with faulty landing gear made an emergency landing Wednesday at LAX.

I saw the front landing gear catch on fire and wondered why George W. Bush did not have a fire truck running parallel with the plane so it could have responded and instantly doused the flames. I watched the plane come to a halt and sit there unattended for what seemed like an eternity before I saw a firetruck on the scene. Just another example of Bush's inept ability to govern.

Dennis Burkman

Mission Viejo

That incompetent sonuvabitch has done it again.