"You'll be every woman's idol"Sorry, already am.
Obama signs equal-pay billGood job, dear. Now where's my supper?
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama signed an equal-pay bill into law Thursday before cheering labor and women leaders who fought hard for it and the woman whose history-making lawsuit gave impetus to the cause.
Poker aficionados watching SC Texas Hold 'em caseNice to know the authorities are keeping us safe from the bad guys.
As the cards flew during a night in April 2006, a half-dozen police officers burst into the home, seizing several thousand dollars in cash and a small amount of marijuana. They ticketed Chimento and about 20 other players for breaking the conservative state's 200-year-old prohibition on games of chance.
Stimulus Payment Info.
This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
"Ugh I have no idea what I should do my friend alex still likes me and I still like him but ugh Noah keeps ditching me at school and he'll act all sad and I'll ask him what's wrong and he won't tell but yet he says he don't care if I know and he getting all pissed when people say anything about me being bisexual even when it's not bad and I don't care and he showing pics of me and him from the movies and it just pissing me off ugh then today I did scene hair and like he was being a jerk about it like saying what your even more scene now and Erg he's just making me mad and he called me fat the other day and he gets high like every day grrrrrrr am I fat???????"No, just stupid.
"I may be fat, but you're stupid. And I can diet."
Senate OKs 4-month delay to digital TV changeoverI already mentioned this in a post a spell back, but ... why?
Mon Jan 26, 8:14 PM ET
WASHINGTON - People who have not gotten their TV sets ready for the changeover to digital signals could earn a four-month reprieve under a bill making its way through Congress.
A Stark WarningTeachers' salaries suck. I do feel bad for anyone so committed they are willing to condemn themselves to a life of a sub-level salary for the benefit of their students. They have my respect.
The Saturday rally marked the one-year anniversary of the announcement that the diocese would not recognize the teachers union as a collective bargaining unit. The diocese instead created an employee relations program to address wages, benefits and other similar issues.
House Bill 26 would allow lay teachers and employees at religious schools to decide by a majority vote if they want to be represented by a union. Unions in religious schools could then bring grievances to the Pennsylvania Labor Relations Board — which currently has no jurisdiction over workplace issues in parochial schools.
Young Jeezy:"I know ya'll thanking a lot of people right now...I want to thank two people. I want to thank the motherfucker overseas that threw two shoes at George Bush, and I want to thank the motherfuckers who helped them move they shit up out the White House. Get it moving bitch! My president is motherfucking black!"Nice. You rap fans have yourself some real role models there.
Jay-Z: "My president is black, in fact he's half white/So even in a racist mind he's half right/If you've got a racist mind it's alright/My president is black, but his house is all white!"
"Never thought I'd say this shit, baby I'm good. you can keep your pussy because I don't want no more Bush. No more war. No more Iraq. No more white lies, my president is black"
Obama's Posse o' ChangeDo yourself a favor and go read it. Stew on it a bit, then feel free to do as I did. Sit back in your chair, legs propped up a bit, arms crossed, and shake your head in disbelief.
Well, this seems an inauspicious start. No, not the oath of office (that appeared to be a gaffe by the Chief Justice). It's the crew that President Obama assembled to serve as his Cabinet.
Texas girls hoops team seeks forfeit of 100-0 win[snicker] [snort] [chuckle] [snicker] [giggle] [chortle] BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!...
DALLAS - A Texas high school girls basketball team on the winning end of a 100-0 game has a case of blowout remorse. Now officials from The Covenant School say they are trying to do the right thing by seeking a forfeit and apologizing for the margin of victory.
Ill. gov tells AP that strain is like Pearl HarborWhat a pompous, arrogant, fuck.
"Dec. 9 to my family, to us, to me, is what Pearl Harbor Day was to the United States," Gov. Rod Blagojevich told The Associated Press in an interview Thursday. "It was a complete surprise, completely unexpected. And just like the United States prevailed in that, we'll prevail in this."
"God bless our troops...Now THAT is a classic.
Especially our snipers"
From: [?var=TAGMAILFROM]Fucking idiot. If you're going to spam me, at least debug your fucking spambot first.
Anti-porn online law dies quietly in Supreme CourtNo, I'm not saying kids should have unlimited access to smut. What I'm saying is first, it's up to parents to monitor their child's behavior, not the courts or the web sites.
WASHINGTON – A federal law intended to restrict children's access to Internet pornography died quietly Wednesday at the Supreme Court, more than 10 years after Congress overwhelmingly approved it.
Parents' group protests Spears songOh no!!! Is that cussin' on the radio and teevee?
Wed Jan 21, 8:56 PM ETRecommended 183 times
NEW YORK (Billboard) - The Parents Television Council is warning parents about the Britney Spears song "If U Seek Amy" and urging radio stations not to broadcast it because the nonprofit organization believes it "would violate the broadcast indecency law" if aired between 6 a.m. and 10 p.m.
Texas senator blocks Clinton's state confirmationHey. Every little bit helps.
WASHINGTON – The confirmation of Hillary Rodham Clinton to be secretary of state will be held up for at least a day due to the objection of a single senator. Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, said he wanted "a full and open debate and an up-or-down vote on Sen. Clinton's nomination."
"Make your King-Kong twice larger"Dude. He damn near took out the Empire State building. Imagine what he would do if he was twice as big!
"Ride her like a cowboy"That reminds me of a joke:
Seems there a lot of people I dislike.
What this blog is about
- fuck citgo
- fuck global warming™
- fuck harry reid
- fuck michael vick
- fuck the liberal media
- fucking demo-socialists
- fucking lawyers
- my ass
- obama sucks hillary's cock
- random shit
- useless shit
- allah be praised
- fuck al gore
- fuck islam
- fucking liberals
- fucking libtards
- fucking morons
- fucking ragheads
- fucking spammers
- fucking wetbacks
Why Does Your Devalued Home Have Such a High Tax Rate?See, that's why you don't vote for even the slightest little percentage of tax increase. A quarter percent here, an eight percent there, they all add up. And government just don't let taxes fall after an increase is voted in or mandated. They don't try to budget more. They have more money - our money - to play with so they just spend more.
Are your property taxes rising while the value of your house falls? Join the multitudes of Americans in the same predicament.
Finger length may predict financial successYeah. Right. And the middle finger is an indicator of how long your dick is too. Blah blah blah.
Mon Jan 12, 6:05 PM ETSent 210 times
WASHINGTON - The length of a man's ring finger may predict his success as a financial trader. Researchers at the University of Cambridge in England report that men with longer ring fingers, compared to their index fingers, tended to be more successful in the frantic high-frequency trading in the London financial district.
Iran warns Hamas not to accept truceAnd to think there are actually people who refer to the United States military as baby killers.
"The Iranians threatened to stop weapons supplies and funding to the Palestinian factions if they agreed to a cease-fire with Israel. The Iranians want to fight Israel and the US indirectly. They are doing this through Hamas in Palestine and Hizbullah in Lebanon".
Obama Team Seeks Delay In Digital TV TransitionGood gawd. The fucking idiot is getting his priorities all lined up here I see.
WASHINGTON - President-elect Barack Obama is urging Congress to postpone the Feb. 17 switch from analog to digital television broadcasting, arguing that too many Americans who rely on analog TV sets to pick up over-the-air channels won't be ready.
In a letter to key lawmakers Thursday, Obama transition team co-chair John Podesta said the digital transition needs to be delayed largely because the Commerce Department has run out of money for coupons to subsidize digital TV converter boxes for consumers. People who don't have cable or satellite service or a new TV with a digital tuner will need the converter boxes to keep their older analog sets working.
Wash. teen charged with drowning newborn in toiletWell, at least the sick bitch won't be collecting extra welfare for the kid.
Wed Jan 7, 9:34 PM ETSent 343 times
PORT ANGELES, Wash. - A 16-year-old girl suspected of drowning an infant boy in a toilet and throwing the body in the trash was charged with murder Wednesday.
Extreme Alaska cold grounds planes, disables carsYes, Algore. Tell me more. Tell me all about the greenhouse effect and how we're all going to die...
JUNEAU, Alaska – Ted Johnson planned on using a set of logs to a build a cabin in Alaska's interior. Instead he'll burn some of them to stay warm.
Extreme temperatures — in Johnson's case about 60 below zero — call for extreme measures in a statewide cold snap so frigid that temperatures have grounded planes, disabled cars, frozen water pipes and even canceled several championship cross country ski races.
Alaskans are accustomed to subzero temperatures but the prolonged conditions have folks wondering what's going on with winter less than a month old.
Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex banditJeebus Kreebus, dude. Take one of them home for later at least.
Reuters - Tue Jan 6, 8:28 PM ET
SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported on Wednesday.
Fark's 2008 Headline of the Year ContestThey crack me the hell up, they do.
Headline of the Year: Five killed and dozens injured in perfume factory fire. EAU DE HUMANITY
(submitter: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener)
Runner-up: "Spam King" sentenced to 47 months of having his inbox filled with unsolicited male
(submitter: slim pickens)
Sports tab Headline of the Year: After hours of squealing and grunting, a sweaty Maria Sharapova finally licks Ana Ivanovic Down Under
Runner-up: One armed swimmer nearly completes swimming the English Channel until someone waves at him
Geek tab Headline of the Year: Scientists create rubber that repairs itself. Your parents wish they had had this
Runner-up: Three steps to get drugs out of your drinking water. Cool, but what do we do with all the leftover water?
Showbiz tab Headline of the Year: George Takei to marry long term partner. Wedding planner sets phasers to stunning
Runner-up: Queen guitarist Brian May completes his doctoral thesis in astrophysics, proving link between rotation of the Earth and human females with ample gluteal regions
(submitter: Cordwainer Deathbird)
Politics tab Headline of the Year: "Obama tax plan will retard growth, job creation" as opposed to Palin's plan of job growth and retard creation
(submitter: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude)
Runner-up: Alaska's black population says he has felt ignored by Palin
Business tab Headline of the Year: Toyota recalls 90,000 of 90,001 Highlanders for obvious reason
Runner-up: Blind CEO first to lead blind organization. The only things he can't do are A) drive a car, B) fly an airplane and C)
Pun/Wordplay Headline of the Year: Harsh winters drive away all but heartiest birds. Won't somebody please think of the chilled wren?
(submitter: wegro froestu)
Runner-up: Man dies in monkey attack as primates tear him into rhesus pieces
Motorists' habits spur call for tax increasesSo let me get this straight - gas prices go sky high causing people to drive less. On the one hand, greenies and Algore love it because we're burning less fossil fuels. On the other hand, governments lose tax revenue for building more and better roads. And on the other hand, there are fewer vehicles to make roads for. But on the other hand, mass transit systems get more business, but their rates will go up because of higher taxes.
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l WASHINGTON - Motorists are driving less and buying less gasoline, which means fuel taxes aren't raising enough money to keep pace with the cost of road, bridge and transit programs.